Dreamworld

Fantasy: Group of mewling progressive soft (among other things) racists “plan” to “buy every eligible black American an AR-15”:

Progressive activists concerned about gun violence are launching a campaign to drum up the support they need to pass more restrictive gun laws. The group plans to purchase an AR-15 for every eligible black American to scare Republicans into backing stricter regulations on firearms.

“We’ve known for a long time that racist Republicans are terrified at the thought of black men owning guns,” said Shelby Harris, chief operating officer of “Unpull the Trigger,” a non-profit anti-gun group. “By making sure every black man has a rifle, we can finally get Republicans to support universal background checks, gun buybacks, and confiscation of assault weapons.”

Dubbed the “Scare the Racists Straight” initiative, this controversial proposal is intended to get Republican politicians and their conservative constituents on board with the effort to limit gun ownership as much as possible.

“It’s a really exciting project,” said Tiffany Petit. “When these racist rednecks see video after video of black men shooting assault weapons at the range and carrying them in public, they’ll get on the phone immediately to tell their Congressperson to support more gun control pronto!”

Reality: a day at the range is more egalitarian than almost anything in modern society…

…especially a DFL executive meeting of any kind.

Also – let the record show that “23 and Me” says I have a black ancestor in the past 6-7 generations. Please make mine a .300 Blackout if you’d be so kind.

9 thoughts on “Dreamworld

  1. I think it’s about time for me to do a Robert Downey Jr impersonation. I’ll impersonate his character from Tropic Thunder.
    I too would like a .300 blackout. Preferably with a 16″ barrel, night sights, and a can. I wanna go defend our northern border from those feral Canadian hogs.

  2. Of all the fantasies the left engages in, this one takes the cake. How can we support it it, and let them know we are Republicans? Talk about tiny brains exploding.

    PS Just a Mini 14 for me, hard to get right now. WITH the chainsaw bayonet attachment.

  3. I identify as a black lesbian trapped in a white man’s body. I’m transracial as well as transgender.

    Can I get two?

  4. “Dreamworld”

    CNN
    Updated 7:19 AM EDT, Mon June 12, 2023

    Ukraine has lost 16 US-supplied armored vehicles in the past several days, according to open-source intelligence analysis.
    ================================================
    Forbes

    The Ukrainian Army Lost Bradley Fighting Vehicles And A Leopard 2 Tank Trying And Failing To Breach Russian Defenses In Southern Ukraine
    The 33rd and 47th Brigades’ debacle near Mala Tokmachka might be Kyiv’s first big defeat of the counteroffensive.

    The RF is killing $million dollar NATO armor with $20k drones. But the financial loss is secondary. They are gathering intelligence and creating effective tactics that NATO has no countermeasures for.

    I wonder if anyone believes they wont share with the Chinese?

  5. I read the original article. Actually, it’s a pretty good parody, Babylon Bee style.

  6. Germany only has 20,000 high explosive artillery shells left, report says
    Reuters
    June 19, 20232:50 PM EDTUpdated 5 hours ago

    That’s about 1 days worth.

  7. This is funny cause I never see white guys arguing with Maj Toure about black men owning guns.

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