Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
This is weird – I keep finding these modifications but they’re not
mentioned in the media.
His Royal Highness, Timothy Walz the First, proclaims a modification of
Executive Order 20-20 requiring Minnesotans to Stay Home.
It has come to Our attention that some of Our subjects are in flagrant
disregard of Our proclamations. In one such instance, the violator
behaved in a loud, obnoxious, and boisterous manner which aroused anger,
alarm and resentment in the Royal Officers who were bravely attempting
to enforce Our order. This behavior undermines the legitimate authority
of the Crown and threatens public safety. Effective immediately, no
subject shall express disagreement with any of Our orders, on pain of
immediate and indefinite confinement. As to such persons, the right of
habeas corpus is suspended for the duration of the emergency.
Our Attorney General has confirmed that Abraham Lincoln himself set the
precedent for this modification, and that it does not infringe the free
speech rights of Minnesotans. Subjects remain free to express agreement
with Our orders in any form they like: in word, in writing, in artwork
or interpretive dance, even poetry. The only restriction is on Hate
Speech, which is defined as any speech We hate, and which all decent
subjects should hate, too.
Thank you for your attention.
HRH Timothy Walz the First
Just thought you ought to know.
I’m sure I’m not the only one that can imagine Keith Ellison re-purposing the Sedition Act…