The Occupier of the Office of The President-Elect Barry Oprah reveals his National Suckurity Team, which of course includes Mrs. Bill Clinton, a fervent rival who roundly criticized The President-Defect during the primaries, but now: BFF!
Mr. Obama essentially said Americans should not take too seriously some of the things said during “the heat of a campaign.”
Really, Mr. Oprah, sir? It will be quite interesting to see just exactly how far you get with that ticket once you step into the Oval Office and find out how utterly unprepared you are for the job (and that it’s a smoke-free workplace), and start doing the math on all the promises you made to win the White House for the people who’d been waiting for you to be the people for whom they were waiting.
Some examples I think you’ll have an unfunny challenge with:
- Give a tax break to 95% of Americans (better hurry up, you don’t want to piss off 95% of Americans – especially those clinging to their guns)
- “If you make under $250,000, you will not see your taxes increase by a single dime. Not your income taxes, not your payroll taxes, not your capital gains taxes. Nothing.” (“Read My Lips?” I wonder how he will be paying for the expanded child and dependent care tax credit, the expanded earned income tax credit, the universal mortgage credit, the $1,000 emergency energy rebate to families, weatherizing 1 million homes annually, and lowering health care costs for the typical family by $2,500 a year?)
- Dramatically simplify tax filings so that millions of Americans will be able to do their taxes in less than five minutes (a lot of people that voted for Obama think tax returns are actually grant applications; why bother with filing? Let’s just give them all government debit cards)
- Match 50% of retirement savings up to $1,000 for families earning less than $75,000 (because saving for your retirement shouldn’t be so hard, or even your own responsibility – behold, the C.R.A. of the retirement industry)
- Give American businesses a $3,000 tax credit for every job they create in the U.S. (unless they make more than
$250,000$150,000$100,000$75,000) - Make employers offer seven paid sick days per year (Mr. Carter sir, can we just combine #5 and #6? Why don’t you just give the $3000 directly to the sickly so we don’t have to hire him; and why stop at seven? Seems so arbitrary. Besides, work is hard. People should have the right to work, or not work)
- Sign into law an employee free choice act — aka card check — to make it easier for unions to organize (that way once the Unions are done destroying the airline and automotive industries they can move on to retail, hospitality, and health care)
- Cut spending on unproven missile defense systems (Let’s wait until a missile destroys New York City)
- Demand higher standards and more accountability from our teachers (best wait until your second term for that one – let ’em all vote for you one more time first)
- Go through the budget, line by line, ending programs we don’t need (like the military?) and making the ones we do need (like the pork in Illinois, only bigger and better, Senator?) work better and cost less
Just put the budget up on a teleprompter. He won’t Change anything, but at least some of us will feel better about it.
Still with the teleprompter meme, eh JDoosh? He seemed pretty smart on 60 Minutes, answering questions and all. In contrast to, say, Shrub or Caribou Barbie who when questioned come off just the tiniest bit retarded.
Ah, time for a walk down memory lane, JDoosh. (Always fun. Remember “Go Long McCain; Short Obama”? You prolly should have put that investment in a money market. Just sayin’.)
Here are your thoughts on Senator Clinton, before POW Boy got his ass handed to him President-Elect Obama:
“[Obama’s] failure to select Hillary Clinton as his Vice Presidential candidate represents a deficit in leadership that foretells the same if he were ever to become President.”
“I said it before, I’ll say it again: Barack, dump the dead weight! Hillary is your man.”
“Obama’s choice reveals a striking inability to lead as clearly he chose Biden in a moment of weakness, retreating to a default position. Hillary was the clear choice, but would have also required Obama to summon a degree of leadership not within his grasp.”
Clown can’t distinguish glibness from intelligence. Figures.
#10 is the hardest one to figure out. He might believe all those other promises, what with Barry being an optimist and all.
B. Hussein Obama has been a politician long enough to know that all those programs “that we don’t need” are somebody’s lunch ticket. And the holders of those lunch tickets will fight very, very hard to keep them, and whether they win or lose that fight is not in the slightest dependent on expensive they are or how much they are needed. It’s government, not business. There is no bottom line.
Yeah, well, the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers can renege on everything else just so long as we get that free cheese, right AC?
Yup, while the Fresh Prince solves the worlds problems with a gentle smile and a wave of his hand, me and AC gonna ride the rails, eatin’ that free guvmint cheese and livin’ off the fat o’ the lan’…right, AC?
Not at all, Shiftee. The problems created by you extreme wingnuts are too difficult for anyone to solve in a short time. If President Obama can simply stop the bleeding and put the country back on the right track, he’ll have accomplished a lot.
Most importantly, succeed or fail, you and your extreme rightwing pals will be eating your hearts out every step of the way. Cause you don’t give a rat’s ass about ethics or fairness or even the welfare of the United States. The only thing you care about is power. And you don’t have any. That makes Angryclown happy.
AC, when exactly was there an extreme rightwing wingnut in command, fiscally-speaking that is?
Had there been, we’d have avoided this whole financial crisis, the deficit, the multi-trillion-dollar debt and there would have been no opportunity for someone as liberal and as unqualified as Barry Hillary Oprah to ascend.
Oooooh, so you’re saying that we should start lowering our expectations of the Fresh Prince, before he even starts? (You been talking to ol’ bunglin’ Joe Biden, haven’t you?)
Well there you are! We conservatives are ahead of the curve; as usual. We knew he was nothing more impressive than a carpetbagging ACORN minion with a penchant for making a blatent lie go down as smooth as a gravy zzzandwich from the very beginning.
Gonna be fun, listenin’ to the gnashing of Democrap teeth and tearing of moonbat pelts as that news filters down into the feverswamp, don’t ya think?
Oh, and just wait until the post-mortem of our economy shows up covered with Democrat fingerprints..that’s gonna be really choice. And jus’ think; we’ll be able to watch it all from the comfort of our boxcar suite while enjoyin’ that sweet, sweet guvmint cheese, AC ol’ pal.
“That makes Angryclown happy. ”
no one could read that post and mistake its writer for someone who is happy.
Wouldn’t hurt you to go to church once a while, pal.
Shittee fantasized: “Oh, and just wait until the post-mortem of our economy shows up covered with Democrat fingerprints..that’s gonna be really choice.”
Viewing things from your kooky wingnut perspective, I wonder exactly how that’s going to come about, Shittee. Democratic House, Senate, White House. Three or four brand spanking new Supremes to replace the ones just hoping to live long enough to be replaced by a Democrat. Democratic Justice Department. Oh, and the press is nothing more than the house organ of the DNC, right? You are deep in the shit, brother. The Democrats are totally going to cover up their secret role in engineering the financial meltdown right under the noses of a Republican adminstration.
You are one dumb wingnut.
Pope Terry suggested: “Wouldn’t hurt you to go to church once a while, pal. ”
I’ll pray for you to develop painful hemorrhoids.
“The Democrats are totally going to cover up their secret role in engineering the financial meltdown right under the noses of a Republican adminstration.”
Nah, not while ScaifeNet is in business, AssClown…don’t you read Flush’s blog?
The meltdown was engineered under Carter, but didn’t bear fruit until Bubba Clinton put the finishing touches on it. Stay tuned, you’ll be a frickin’ expert by this time next year.
“I’ll pray for you to develop painful hemorrhoids.”
Life is nothing but one butthole surfing adventure to the next for you, isn’t it, AssClown?
Again, AC displays his disturbing psyche. I suspected mother issues before, now his rectal fixation seems to indicate deeper more troublesome issues.
The King: If you cross me, now or ever, I shall do unto you what God did unto the Sodomites, understand?
Blackadder: Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what exactly did God do to the Sodomites?
Baldrick: I dunno, but I can’t imagine it was worse than what they used to do to each other!
angryclown said:
“Cause you don’t give a rat’s ass about …”
and:
“The only thing you care about …”
both of which set the BS-O-Meter off in a big way. Please tell me more about your poor assumptions, angryclown.
Shittee brayed: “Nah, not while ScaifeNet is in business, AssClown…don’t you read Flush’s blog?”
You’re little propaganda sites will keep you far right robot types in line to be sure. But normal people won’t pay any attention.
Yeah, AC, kinda like the “Minnesota Independent” for the Left. . .
Terry – frankly, this website has no business pontificating on morals or Christian virtue, nor does anyone who advocates on its behalf. It is (outside perhaps Pair O’ Deadsite) the most hate-filled, uncharitable, judgemental site going, especially among its sychophantic commenters. Rarely, if ever, have I seen it cling to any moral standard. Judge not lest ye be judged comes to mind Terry – certainly for me too
Roosh – other than your racially slanted poll offering Oprah as a choice, to replace the wontonly racist “Obammy”, what, pray tell, resemblance exists between Oprah and Obama – I mean, outside skin color, what drove you to pick Oprah over say, Ellen Degeners, or Bill O’Reilly, or Maher??? I mean, it wasn’t skin color, right? Roosh, honestly, you’re better than this.
Mitch, given that you would (and did) scold (or attempt to) me about calling Shrub, Shrub – a term that was neither racist nor bigotted, but reflected an ironic coincidence between his first failed company and his innefectualness/incompetence.. how do you feel about your beloved SitO referring to the President-Elect with a clear derogutory intent? I guess that patriotism thing – ya’ know, during wartime and all – well I guess that’s just when its YOUR President, eh? Giving aid and comfort to the enemy now are you?
Shiftee, yet again your scatological tirade proves just how braindead and terminally useless you truly are. Apparently any reference to an anus conotes homosexual desires for you and yet you have to cover those desires with needless/worthless allegation lest you reveal your true nature. My suggestion, submit yourself to the rendering plant you horse’s arse.
“Apparently any reference to an anus conotes homosexual desires for you…”
Not true at all, Peevee. In fact, 99.9% of the time, when someone mentions an asshole, you are the first thing that comes to mind….fact is, I guess you could say you’re my favorite asshole….how sweet is that li’l guy?
“But normal people won’t pay any attention.”
Yeah, we know….that’s what all you stinkin’, lyin’, scumbag liberals are hoping for. I’m betting the normal people will have Pelosi, Frank and Clinton dangling from the capital rotunda by their heels.
Terry – frankly, this website has no business pontificating on morals or Christian virtue, nor does anyone who advocates on its behalf.
That’s right, Terry. This blog has no business sounding off on what this blog’s contributors want to sound off about. Peev says so.
It is (outside perhaps Pair O’ Deadsite) the most hate-filled, uncharitable, judgemental site going, especially among its sychophantic commenters.
Okay, Peev? STOP COMING HERE THEN, if you find it so objectionable. Good God, man, if anyone needs to be beat over the head and shoulders with a Clue x 4, it’s you.
I’m sorry, am I being “derogutory?”
Seriously, dickhead. Go home and kick your dog a couple of times; anything to spare us SitD sychophants from your nonsensical brain drool.
Shittee said: “Yeah, we know….that’s what all you stinkin’, lyin’, scumbag liberals are hoping for. I’m betting the normal people will have Pelosi, Frank and Clinton dangling from the capital rotunda by their heels.”
Haha! Good luck wid dat, Shittee! Now go back to pleasuring yourself to The Turner Diaries.
what, pray tell, resemblance exists between Oprah and Obama – I mean, outside skin color, what drove you to pick Oprah over say, Ellen Degeners, or Bill O’Reilly, or Maher???
It won the poll. I voted for Jimmy Carter but our readers have spoken and it is not for me to question.
Hmm. Let me think. What does Oprah and Obama have in common. Hmmmm. That’s a tough one.
She gives away cars and stuff FOR FREE to an audience of screaming groupies
She’s a flaming liberal celebrity
She simply utters the semblance of an endorsement for anything and brainless minions run out and put whatever it is on their credit cards
Her Magazine is called simply “O” (I only know this because as you know I was just at the grocery store)
She’s from Chicago
Her persona is based in pure celebrity, she has no other discernible skills
She’s a bastard, er I mean her parents never married, to be politically correct
…and she just happens to be African American
Yup! I’m a racist!
It seems time to ignore angryclown. I can only take so much of the ‘offtopic’ and ‘whiney’. *shrug*
So then, campaign promises about to break? Some CYCBI? I wonder if he will really sign ‘card check’ into law.
Seems that AC and Penigma are having a little bit of trouble figuring out that somehow Mr. Oprah somehow needs to come up with the money to enact his agenda, and that government revenue can only come from the private sector.
Math; it’s why I’m not a Democrat.
Oh, and AC, your prayer has been answered. You’re here for all of us.
Mr. Oprah?!?!?!
You’re blatantly racist! Racist! RACIST!!!
Yeah, Trojan Man. Angryclown’s about as whiney as a two-by-four in the face. Argue with Angryclown or don’t. But do try to stop being such a little girl for 10 minutes or so, would ya?
What was that, drama clown?
Screw you, wingnuts. You want Obama to keep ever single campaign promise in the middle of a huge Republican recession? While your guy will leave office without taking down bin Laden, among many, many other failures? Hahahaha! Obama barely has to accomplish a single thing, other than not tripping over his dick on the Inauguration stand, to be perceived as a huge improvement.
Really sucks to be a wingnut these days. Angryclown sometimes wonders why he torments you kooks when reality is already doing most of the job.
AC yes, why do you keep coming here? That’s simple you’re a troll who needs attention. We give it to you so you’re happy.
Now that I think about it, didn’t AC swear off SitD comments in a hissy over having some of his precious comments deleted?
I seem to remember the qualifier “FOREVER” being uttered.
Wow, Cathcart, good memory, considering it was yesterday. I’ll let you in on a little secret that everyone else seems to have gotten already:
Angryclown lied to you. To yank your chain. For Angryclown’s entertainment.
It worked.
AC, we’re not surprised you lie, it seems to be the one constant in your pitiful persona.
“other than not tripping over his dick ”
Racist!!!
R: Again?!
B: Nothin’ up my sleeve … Presto!
*roar*
B: Guess I don’t know my own strength!
Yeah, Bike Bubba, I don’t know how he is going to pay for the agenda without taking the economy “downtown”.
I think I heard an interview this morning of him saying “don’t take what was ‘generated’ during the campaign too seriously” (some paraphrasing).
Meaning “I totally lied to you people, and you you bought it! Ha!”.
Well, Roosh, your defense of the nickname Oprah is far superior to your support of Obammy. Of course, it’s easier because “Oprah” isn’t actually a racist nickname.
Penigma, settle down. This is the best they can do, short of calling Laura Ingraham to come up with a mean nickname.
Said DiscordianStooj, assuming he had somehow proven that ‘Obammy’ was a racist nickname.
Without explaining exactly how.
I mean, I read the “rhymes with Mammy” thing, but that isn’t your reason, right? Because that is … lame.
I mean this: even if someone did say ‘Obammy’ and mean for you to associate it with ‘Mammy’, and you took that to mean ‘Mammy’ in the most racist way possible, how would that even make any sense?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammy
*shrug* Please explain.
Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Out Of My Hat!
But that trick never works!
That said, I don’t think nicknames, be they racist or mean or complementary, are the way to go. :-/
Well, Roosh, your defense of the nickname Oprah is far superior to your support of Obammy.
Thanks for the endorsement. My bucket list is complete. 😉
*blink*…*blink*
Pffffbwahahahahahahahahaa!
AaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa…ooh, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa!
Ohhh, boy.
A dim-witted lefty admitting he tells lies, and a Minneapolis cop waxing eloquent about racism…it really doesn’t get much better than that for a Tuesday afternoon, boys and girls.
All we need now is for Stevie “Splut” Timmers to stop by and lecture us on the pro’s and con’s of concealed carry.
Angryclown lied to you. To yank your chain. For Angryclown’s entertainment.
He does it to himself all the time… makes it easier to be a left-wing automaton.
How do you think he gets the kiddies into his tiny clown van? He’s way too cheap to actually have the candy he promises.
“Rarely, if ever, have I seen it cling to any moral standard. Judge not lest ye be judged comes to mind Terry – certainly for me too”
Sit on it, peevy. You hypocrite. How in the world can you fnd SITD guilty of not clinging to any moral standard and then a single punctuation stop later tell me “judge not”?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.
Troy shrugged: “*shrug* Please explain.”
Not that you’d be convinced by a videotape of David Duke, in full Klan regalia, handing Roosh a piece of paper with the nickname “Obammy” written on it in big letters. But Angryclown already demolished Roosh’s lame dodge on the Obammy thing. But he decided to censor it. Angryclown has no reason to suppose he won’t do the same thing twice.
Terry, you just get back from Bible Camp? Kee-rist, why don’t you just throw a couple virgins on the volcano, have a drink and relax?
How can I possibly relax when I know that David Duke JRoosh may at any moment use the word “Obammy” to describe our president elect?
It’s worse than nazi germany around here I tell you! Worse! The whole place stinks of moldy liederhosen and braun bred.
Well, Harry Reid is glad for the new Capitol Tourist Center, “”In the summertime, because (of) the high humidity and how hot it gets here, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol.”
Better than moldy lederhosen and braunschweigert
I highly doubt AC could construct a faintly intelligent argument that could “demolish” anything above a 14-year-olds point of view. But, seriously why “Obammy” if it isn’t a play on “Mammy”? And would the term be used if wasn’t Black? I doubt that anyone here had these motives in mind
Mammy does refer to a stereotype of an African-American woman reminiscent of Aunt Jamima, who during the Antebellum period would have been known as a “house slave.” As such, the use of “Obammy” really is in poor taste.
I doubt that anyone here had these motives in mind when using “Obammy”, but I’m quite certain that the person who originally coined the term did.
http://www.ferris.edu/jimcrow/mammies/
And AC — just curious — what is so obnoxious about the nickname ‘Obammy’? The name on my birth certificate is “Terry”, the diminutive form of ‘Terence’. Double the last voiced consonant & add a ‘y’ to the end of ‘Obamah’ and you get ‘Obammy’. It shouldn’t be any more offensive than calling McCain ‘Johnny’ or Bush ‘Georgie’. B. Hussein Obama is not a descendant of southern slaves. Why do you suspect a thought crime on the part of JRoosh?
I wonder where AC, Flash, and the peevster were when this cartoon was published?
http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/002864.php
And it’s not by an unknown lefty in an obscure journal. Pat Oliphant, Washington Post.
Racist moonbats.
I guess Barry is the diminutive of Barack…