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In Search Of A Solution

Monday, January 8th, 2024

Mere days after the Biden regime sued Texas for trying to stop illegal immigration – i.e. doing the Feds job – we see this:

Doesn’t compute?

Of course it does.

The Biden Administration is holding up the spending for the border and Ukraine because it removes the funding “Biden” wants – to process “asylum seekers” – and spends it on Border Patrol agents.

The Mexicans can (hypothetically) regulate the flow long enough to accomplish the regime accomplish its two main missions:

  • make the backlog a little more hypothetically manageable
  • create the misguided impression that “things are getting better” long enough to arrest Bidenn’s slide in the polls.

When you remember that, it all makes perfect sense. .

As The Hung-Over, Indolent Giant Rouses And Thinks About Heading To The Gym

Monday, January 8th, 2024

Scene: MItch BERG is picking up a piece of litter and throwing it into a public trash can. He almost walks into Avery LIBRELLE

BERG: Oh. fuuuuuuurcryingoutloud Avery…

LIBRELLE: Merg! Shut up. I’m as giddy as a little menstruating person! NRA president Wayne LaPierre has resigned! The pro-murder movement took a huge hit.

BERG: Heh. That’s kinda funny.

LIBRELLE: Yeah…wait, what?

BERG: You’ll notice it’s all us shooters and Second Amendment activists doing the cheering, right? Start this about 1:42.

BERG: LaPierre essentially neutered the NRA for the past decade.

LIBRELLE: Pfft. Everyone knows they’re the black heart and soul of the American gun movement.

BERG: Kinda racist, but whatever. The NRA for the past decade or so has been basically a fund-raising machine that stopped operating at the state level. Most of the work for the past fifteen years has been the Second Amendment Foundation and a whoooole bunch of state groups that sprang up to fill the vacuum – like the MN Gun Owners Caucus.

LIBRELLE: But…they’re the evil empire.

BERG: “Evil”. Heh. Look – if the NRA is smart enough to elect a president who wants to use all that power and money to move policy, along with that huge legal and activist infrastructure that got built up while the NRA was spending all that fundraising money, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

LIBRELLE: Blah, blah, blah. I’m actually here to protest in favor of the Palestinians. I’m here to block you.

BERG: Cool. I’m waiting to cross this street, at the crosswalk, once the light changes. Block me there.

LIBRELLE: All right!

(LIBRELLE walks into the intersection as traffic honks and zooms around him.)

PASSING DRIVER: Hey, get out of the road, bud…er, lad…er… (looks at BERG, who is crossing the cross-street with the green light. BERG shrugs.)

And SCENE

“Show Me The Gun Owner, I’ll Show You The Disorder”

Friday, January 5th, 2024

Yesterday – four days after the DFL’s vaunted “Red Flag” swatting-enablement and gun confiscation bill came out – the form to file to appeal a Red Flag order is out.

And it’s worse than you might have expected:

It should go without saying that your metro county attorneys – the ones that can’t be bothered to charge actual violent criminals – will turn up at court to oppose your appeal, and that the legal bills to litigate the issue against the bottomless resources of a hostile county attorney will be on you.

By the way – as bad as you think the new ERPO law is, it’s actually worse. The MN Gun Owners Caucus explains it here

Something In The Water Does Not Compute

Friday, January 5th, 2024

The top story in Twin Cities lefty alt-media, and media in general, was the “eviction” of “Camp Nenookasi”, a homeless camp in South Minneapolis:

https://twitter.com/TwinCityReports/status/1742967198153383967

Not really commenting so much about that…

…as about this:

https://twitter.com/RepMaryFranson/status/1743116355212018077

According to homeless advocates – whose estimates can be expected to skew toward the, er, generous – there are about 8,000 homeless in Minnesota. We’re also told that the number is rising, which doesn’t seem to jibe with the claims for “Bidenomics”, but let’s come back to that later. Let’s be even more generous, and make the math nice ‘n easy, and call it 10,000 “unhoused” people in MInnesota at any given time.

That means Minnesota is currently spending $100,000/year (the budget is biennial) per homeless person (and that’s closer to $120K if we take the homeless advocates at their own word).

That’s enough to rent every single homeless person a place at the Calhoun Beach Club, feed them, and pay for the social workers to make sure everything’s hunky dory.

Or, y’know, flush down a bureaucratic rathole.

A Small Win

Friday, January 5th, 2024

Mia Schem is a 21 year old Israeli who was kidnapped at the Nova EDM festival on October 7, after her arm was mangled by a terrorist with an AK.

She tells her story on Israeli TV.

I’m trying to imagine a 21 year old American of either (any?) gender responding to 55 days of psychological and physical torture like this:

In fact, given the number of Zoomers who are siding with “Palestine”, it’d seem they’ve been programmed out of this sort of resilience.

Haleyed

Thursday, January 4th, 2024

I don’t get the National Review hate – that might be worth a letter from Joe in and of itself.

Anywayt, Joe Doakes emails:

I know better than to read National Review Online but sometimes I can’t help myself.   The recent article about Nikki Haley reminds me why that’s such a dumb thing to do. 

I hate ‘gotcha’ questions.  They are inevitably out of context and intended for use in a slanted, partisan media campaign.  For instance (paraphrasing):

Q: What was the cause of the Civil War?

A: It was a dispute about who decides how a state will be run – the federal government or the people living in the state.  

Q: You didn’t mention slavery. 

A: Well, what do you want me to say about slavery?  That wasn’t the cause of the war.  

GOTCHA!!!!

Except she’s right.  Elimination of slavery was not the cause of the war.  We know this from two crucial pieces of history.  You can look it up and should, because almost everything being said today is wrong. 

First of all, if abolishing slavery was the reason for the war, why did four slave states – Delaware, Maryland, Kentucky and Missouri – fight for the North?  If those states had wanted to abolish slavery in their state, they could have done it any time.  Instead, they joined the Union side to fight against the Secessionist side. Slavery was not the issue.  Secession from the Union was the issue.  

Second the publicity campaign to make the war about abolition of slavery came with the Emancipation Proclamation, announced long after the war was already going.  It only applied to the states in rebellion – NOT to the slave states in the Union – further evidence that the abolition of slavery was not the reason for starting the war in 1861, but was simply a tactic intended to divert attention from federal government over-reach to a high moral crusade of abolition which would justify Lincoln’s unconstitutional actions during the war.  

The historical evidence supports Haley but you can’t convince anybody of that today.  Slavery is everything and always the most important thing, to Liberals and RINOs alike.  Haley didn’t mention slavery so GOTCHA.  

Infuriating.

Joe Doakes no longer in Como Park

I’m going to stake out one (actually two, given that I don’t get the zing at NR) difference Joe.

“Secession was the issue”. And what were they seceding about?

  • “Preserving the Union” – and what was the political issue breaking up the union? Slavery.
  • “Economics” – And what was the economic issue? Competition between an industralizing society and an agrarian plantation society based around slavery.
  • “Why were border states exempt?” – For the same reason the US allied with a rogues gallery of dictators when it was in their interests.

“Abolishing slavery” wasn’t the reason for the war – and yet all of the reasons for the war were one degree of separation away from slavery.

So the real answer, as usual, is everyone is wrong.

Blast From The Past

Thursday, January 4th, 2024

One of the moments that made me realize my old former friend known to all of you as “Dog Gone” had slipped the surly bonds of reason was their claim that gender reassignment surgery altered the patient’s biological makeup at the DNA level – that it changed gender-related chromosomes [1]

I told myself “nobody can possibly be this deluded”…

…even while knowing deep in my soul that there’s always someone more delusional out there.

And sure enough:

Part of me wants to say “someday we’ll look back on this whole period of Western history and shudder”. But I realize that’s optimistic.

[1] Side issue – if they did have surgery or medication that altered the human body’s entire chromosomal makeup, it occurs to me that curing cancer would be a pretty trivial matter, wouldn’t it?.

Who Says Minnesota Can’t Win Championships

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024

Football? Baseball? Hockey? Hoops? Soccer?

Nah.

But collecting memorabilia from a band whose career bell curve peaked during the Carter administraiton?

We are – or at least, one of us is – the champion!

Vern Simon received certification that his collection of KISS memorabilia has earned a place in the Guinness Book of World Records

Today his collection reflects his loyalty to the original four members of his favorite band: Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Peter Criss and Ace Frehley.

Vern’s collection also reflects KISS’ reputation as a prolific marketer, lending its name and the likenesses of its members to clocks, lunch boxes, and even a coffin. The latter is one of the few KISS items Vern does not own, though he does have a KISS coffin displayed on a poster.

“I want to be number one,” he said. “I’ve never been number one in anything.”

You have climbed to the mountaintop, Vern Simon. You are among the rarest species of Minnesotans – one with an actual championship.

Let’s Not Forget…

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2024

…who the real victim in the Claudine Gay flap at Harvard (according to the university’s governing “Corportation”) actually is.

It’s Claudine Gay:

“And she’d have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those darn meddling pouncing conservativesI”!

And while Gay is gone, let’s remember that it’s not for the reason she should have been tossed:

And that’s the real atrocity, here.

UPDATE: The “community” is speaking:

My question: Is the AP proverbially “saying the quiet part out loud” – is plagiarism the new norm among “elite academics”?

Amicus Curiae

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024

In a conversation with a couple of other conservative alternative media pluggers a few months ago, the question of where the trans argument goes from here popped up.

The consensus was that eventually, given the exceedingly experimental nature of the “treatments” involved, is that eventually the courts are going to settle this – making a lot of plaintiffs attorneys exceedingly wealthy.

Exhibit for the plaintiff provided – the initial tweet is included with the entire thread unrolled in text below (numerous attached references available in the Tweet thread):

To understand what PBs [puberty blockers] do to cognitive development and IQ, you first need to understand what IQ is, how it is constructed and how it’s measured. The following explanation is of one model of IQ. There are others. 

Definition: IQ is a property of the mind encompassing many related intellectual abilities, eg the capacities to reason; to plan, to solve problems; to think abstractly; to comprehend ideas; to use language; and to learn. 

Definition: When aggregated, these factors determine the individual’s ability to act purposefully, to think rationally and to deal effectively with their environment. This is their IQ, or their level of cognitive functioning. The average IQ falls between 85 and 115. 

Types of IQ: Intelligence can be split into two subtypes: Crystalline (Gc) and Fluid (Gf). Gc (Crystalline IQ) is LEARNED or ACQUIRED knowledge: eg ‘When was the Magna Carta signed’?; ‘What is the name of the Earth’s satellite’? It is heavily dependent on education. 

Gc remains stable and/or increases over time as knowledge is gained. Gf (Fluid IQ) is related to novel problem solving, eg, how to put up an Ikea wardrobe, or how to plan a journey from say Cornwall to Aberdeen. Gf increases as the brain matures from childhood to adulthood. 

Because Gf measures NOVEL problem-solving it is largely independent of educational attainment. 

IQ is usually measured using the 3 Weschler scales:
WIPPSI young children (2-7); WISC children (6-16); and WAIS adults (16-91). There are between 10 and 15 subtests, aggregated to give the overall FULL SCALE IQ score (FSIQ). The test also yields separate Index scores. 

Impact of PBs: PBs are given when the brain is maturing, through the creation of neural connections and the laying down of fatty tissue (Myelination). PB’s interrupt this process. The following table shows the cognitive decline in a Brazillian child over 3 years on Lupron

Her FSIQ fell from 80 to 70. From Low Average to Borderline Learning Disabilities. Her performance also fell on EVERY Index score. This is unprecedented. It is really important to know that IQ is a very STABLE construct. It does not change significantly over the lifespan. 

Using the various Weschler scales, IQ should be roughly the same measured at ages 5, 25, 55 or 85. There will be some small changes (depending on external factors like fatigue, rapport, testing conditions, etc). These are accounted for by reporting the Confidence Interval 

But generally, IQ does NOT change significantly over the lifespan. Unless there is an ‘insult’ to the brain: eg head injury, infection ordisease etc, IQ absolutely SHOULD NOT be dropping by 10 points over 3 years!!!!! 

In 30 years of giving hundreds of IQ tests, I have only seen such a decline ONCE (a few weeks ago), in a man with severe Autism. Otherwise, a fall of this magnitude, without a head injury, tumour or other disease process, is simply unprecedented. 

This finding ALONE, in this single child, should have been enough to immediately halt ALL administration of PBs worldwide until more data was collected. In medical terms, this is almost as unusual and alarming as if her blood type or fingerprints had changed. 

But here’s more evidence: Below shows an average 7-point drop in IQ of 25 kids after 2 years on PBs. This rate of decline is consistent with the Brazilian finding. It’s not an ‘artefact’ of testing. Something very serious and dangerous is happening as a result of PBs.

This data is known. This information is out there, yet PBs are still being pushed as ‘Affirming’ and ‘lifesaving’ care for children. In reality, PBs are causing significant and possibly IRREVERSIBLE BRAIN DAMAGE. They are impacting both Gf and Gc. 

ALL children should routinely have their IQ tested at the beginning of ‘treatment’ and periodically whilst on PBs. But gender clinics are not collecting this data, so the true scale of the disaster in terms of the cognitive damage to children is not yet known. 

It’s possible these children’s IQs are CONTINUING TO FALL. A 10-point drop is the difference between getting a degree or not. A 20-point drop is the difference between living independently or staying at home with parents because you cannot manage life without help. 

This is a scandal of unprecedented and unimaginable proportions. But there’s also mounting evidence that X-sex hormones are also causing a decline in IQ in adults even AFTER the critical Myelination process is complete (age 25 to 30). I will do another thread on that. 

 Please Rx. Transgender ‘healthcare’ for children is a Crime Against Humanity. It MUST be stopped. By us. 

PBs do have a role: For a 4-year-old who starts menstruating, the risk of cognitive impairment is less than the psychological consequences of CPP. But they have absolutely NO place in ‘treating’ the psychological dysfunction of otherwise perfectly HEALTHY children. 

Somehow, shockingly, puberty is now seen as an illness which must be blocked. Regardless of the consequences to children. But PBs affect the ENTIRE body. Not just sexual development They don’t mysteriously and miraculously stop working above the shoulders! 

And, before I get all the usual, nonsensical pushback: I am a ‘real’ psychologist; I do have a DClinPsych; I am not, and have never claimed to be a medical doctor; I’m not a ‘crackpot’; my views are not outliers; every clinical psychologist knows the truth of this thread. 

Side question: so what do PBs do to the adult brain?

And in the case of adults – is transition a treatment for mental illness, or a symptom? Or self-medication?

“Unintended” Consequences

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024

Among the many laws that went into effect on Monday, Governor Klink was proud to announce this:

For starters: 68? Sweet Jesus, what is this, “Cool Hand Luke” sweat fetish pr0n?

Beyond that?

Mandatory temperatures (outside the obvious safety habitability rules, which already exist) combined with rent control = less housing.

Or does nobody study economics anymore?

A Parable For Our Time

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024

You’re on a cruise ship. It hits an iceberg and sinks. You climb into a lifeboat with nine other people, and break out the oars.

One of the people starts rowing toward the cruise’s destination. They paid for it, dammit.

Another starts pulling toward Florida, because Florida would be cool.

A third starts rowing toward where they think the nearest land is.

#4 starts rowing toward their home, in Cleveland.

A fifth just starts pulling. She hasn’t gotten her cardio and she’s feeling stale.

Six? She just complains that #3 is “mansplaining”, and pulls in a random different direction.

#7 just sits and heckles the other rowers, dangling the oar cynically in the water.

An eighth person stars rowing toward the light of what might be a rescue ship.

Number nine just says “We’ve got to dooooo something” and just picks a random direction.

You? You pull in whatever direction the current is taking you.

After an hour, the boat has just been spinning about, the light has disappeared, and you’ve moved nowhere.

“Diversity” in and of itself isn’t a virtue. It’s only meaningful if everyone is pulling in more or less the same direction.

The Galling Part Is…

Monday, January 1st, 2024

…that 45% of current university students will think that this…

https://twitter.com/TheMossadIL/status/1740020685341372437

…is a documentary.

News You Can, And May Well Need To, Use

Friday, December 29th, 2023

What to do if you’re surrounded by a mob on the road?

Like most self-defense law, it’s a lot more complicated than you think.

While the lawyer is talking Washington State law (talk with a Minnesota defense attorney before assuming anything) they highlight the episode that happened in Minneapolis, by the Walker, a month or so ago.

Forewarned is forearmed.

One Needs To Realize…

Friday, December 29th, 2023

…by this point that nobody who supports absurdly high minimum wages at a policy-making level can possibly actually believe that it’s about helping working people, can you?

Expert Analysis

Friday, December 29th, 2023

“Experts” have gotten a bad name over the past couple years.

It’s a fun palate cleanser, once in a while, to see the real thing in action.

Ian “Gun Jesus” McCallum goes over the reports that Hamas is “manufacturing its own sniper rifles”.

The thumbnail is kind of a spoiler – but seeing how he got there is fascinating for technology geeks.

Do It Yourself

Thursday, December 28th, 2023

Back in high school, there were two radio stations in Jamestown. Up above White Drug was KEYJ, my station, a little 1,000 watt AM station whose boss, Bob Richardson, always made a point of hiring local kids and showing them how to do radio.

Across First Avenue, above the jewelry store, was KSJB and KSJM. KSJB was a 5,000 watt station at 600 kilocycles – which meant it covered six states and two Canadian provinces, and broadcast couintry music and lots and lots of farm market reports. It was a big station, and – at least when I was a kid – hired pretty serious air talent for the region. High school kids? Never.

KSJM, at 93.7 FM, was a little FM pop station. It was “automated”, which is the norm in radio stations today (most music radio uses computers to splice together commercials, music and “voice-tracked” dropins from “disk jockeys” who’ve never jockeyed a disk), but was not common back then, done with reel to reel tapes and carousels of cartridge machines and clunky analog computers. I rarely listened to KSJM when I was a kid – there were much better rock stations available, even in that part of North Dakota.

Also back in high school in Jamestown, everyone knew the Ebertz family. They’d gone to high school with my dad, who had in turn taught a generation of two of Ebertz kids and cousins. One of them ran a cafe that was an institution in Jamestown.

One day, sometime about my senior year of high school or freshman year of college, I heard that Pat Ebertz had finagled his way into doing some disk-jockeying on KSJM. It wasn’t much – a few hours on weekends – but it was a fun little burst of local radio. And as someone who’s done a lot of “do it yourself radio” over the years and today, the idea grabbed me.

I moved to the Twin Cities, and inadvertently slipped back into radio. And it was a few years later – probably 1991 – when I was at KDWB when the jock I was producing, “Michael Knight”, was on the phone with his old buddy, Pat Ebertz, from his old station, KNOX in Grand Forks. We talked for a bit – he’d stayed in the biz.

I was just about to leave it, actually – within a few weeks, I’d bail on KDWB, and not set foot in a radio station for another 11 years.

But Pat made the move to the Cities a few months later, latching on at KDWB, where he spent years as a producer and sidekick for Dave Ryan. Being music radio, fashions change and jobs come and go fast – but Pat had a long run at the 101.3. I heard he’d moved to Saint Cloud and was at the Top40 station there, and then recently that he’d latched on with Tom Barnard. We hadn’t talked in decades.

Someone sent me this yesterday:

My condolences to the whole Ebertz clan. From another radio do-it-yourselfer.

Prediction

Thursday, December 28th, 2023

I’m going to go out on a short, sturdy limb and say that either…

  • Her husband is a shriveled little low-T millennial Twerp who agreed that he was in fact gay on Christmas morning, or…
  • He’s on the market as of today.

For his sake, I’m going to cross my fingers and hope for “b”.

Settler Projects

Wednesday, December 27th, 2023

Among the “setter projects” that Americans established as we (yes) conquered the North American continent, along with representative democracy, were universities.

And I’m thinking that those are among the “settler projects”…

…that actually need to be dismantled.

Or at least, it’s time for an actual honest-to-god McCarthy-style purge of Universities.

Community Note

Wednesday, December 27th, 2023

Caught in passing from Rep. Murphy:

Cute. But it’s actually up to Democrats to show that Ukrainian aid is more important to them than closing the southern border of the US.

Glad we could settle that.

The Beatings Will Continue

Tuesday, December 26th, 2023

Ever noticed how it’s one, and only one, side of our political debate that gets to block freeways and run riot with impunity, or functionally close to it?

My favorite example – when the gang of droogs pulled over the statue of Christopher Columbus on the Minnesota state capitol mall in 2020, no arrests were made (even though it happened with a squad of Highway Patrol were standing right there). Eventually, one “ringleader” surrendered – and was “sentenced” to…

…teach children about the evils of Christopher Columbus.

Of course, no conservative who pulled down the statue of authoritarian socialist scumbag Floyd Olson would expect not to do serious jail time – because there are two justice systems in Minnesota. One for the far left and those they favor, and one for the rest of us.

Imagine Pro-Life Action MInistries trying to block a road? There’d be water cannon and attack dogs, and the media would be busy covering the new all-womens-sports bar as they carted the injured protesters off to jail.

But the favored classes?

And sympathizers with Big Left’s favorite fascists?

Why, it’s almost like they want regular schmucks to be afraid to go about their day, or poke their heads up where radar can see them.

More later this week.

Your Christmas-Time Reminder That Everything Is Going Just Great

Tuesday, December 26th, 2023

Rabbi Schmuley relates this episode in Paris.

No, of course it’s not Paris. It’s New York. (Although if that giggle trollop girl is 11 years old, I’m 18.

But this is…Christmastime in the USA today.

UPDATE: Schmuley seems to bring them out of the woodwork:

The Merriest Christmas You Can Manage!

Monday, December 25th, 2023

I’ve probably written this before. And that’s OK.

I make a point of being – in modern parlance – “radically joyful” during the Christmas season.

Let me explain.

As I pointed out in memorializing my mom last year, her and my father gave us what I now know to be a priceless gift; a boring, mostly drama-less childhood. Christmases were always low-key, but – crazy as this may seem – they were *happy*.

I get it – there are people with all manner of trauma in their lives. Not everyone has great associations with the season. But there’s also a cynicism to modern life; a crowd that seems to think that whizzing on the idea of a *happy Christmas* is the thing to do.

I went through a stage in my life where I was around people whose primary emotion around Christmas was stress. The names, and for that matter the stages, aren’t that important, and I’m not judging, or even discussing, the motivations – the point being, Christmases exuded stress, panic, misery and tension.

I hated it.

And I had little kids at the time. And for what it was worth, I figured I was going to try to pass on some of the joy I still held onto.

And so, on some dark, tense, difficult Christmas long ago, I resolved that I was going to be happy, whatever it took. To “crap sunshine”, as one of my more charming mentors put it.

There was some psychology to it. I’d read a biography of photographer Robert Capa, which had included an old Hungarian saying – “the best way to become wealthy is to appear as if you already are”. And while I didn’t know it at the time, that’s true in a lot of things in life – “fake it til you make it” can be a very helpful principle. For everyone, in every situation? Of course not.

But it worked for me. The less counsel I took of the stress and tension, and the more I pushed “joy”, the less I needed to push, and the further into the back that stress and tension faded.

The best way to become happy is to act as if you already are.

Anyway – whatever Christmas is to you, and yours, I hope you have a happy and blessed one!

Unearthed

Monday, December 25th, 2023

I saw Frank Capra’s “It’s A Wonderful Life” two years ago.

“Whaaaaat? You never saw…”

That’s what I freaking said. I somehow managed not to see the movie until Christmas-time, 2021.

I probably watched it 4-5 times that season, and a couple more last year and this.

But I wasn’t aware that there was another ending…:

Speaking of movies – it’s become clear in recent years that the only thing needed to call a film a “Chrismas Movie” is any intersection with Christmas of any kind, no matter how tangential.

So with that in mind, here is the list of the top 12 “Chrfistmas Movies”:

  1. Die Hard
  2. Alexander Nevsky
  3. Lethal Weapon 1
  4. Patton
  5. Goodfellas
  6. Full Metal Jacket
  7. Carrie
  8. Better Off Dead
  9. Stalag 17
  10. Rocky IV
  11. The Rev
  12. Trading Places.

But whatever you think is really a Christmas movie, I wish you and yours a happy one.

I Heard It On The NARN

Saturday, December 23rd, 2023

I recorded an “evergreen” Christmas Weekend broadcast. Merry Christmas!

Here’s the song list:

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