Bush and Enron and Halliburton had connections with the Taliban!
Really!:
In a blockbuster exclusive, The ENQUIRER reveals that the scandal-plagued Enron Corporation secretly employed CIA agents to carry out its nefarious dealings! The agents used human intelligence and information gleaned from a satellite project called "Echelon" to help Enron land billions of dollars in lucrative contracts overseas. The issue that goes on sale Friday also features an in-depth, behind-the-scenes look at the bankrupt company, a "sin city" of greed, adultery and corruption where top executives lived the high life — and ordinary investors lost their shirts.